I’ve struggled with trying to remove the lid from this jar for months now. I decided to pick it up again today and give it one last try before I’d throw it out. 20 minutes had passed and I tried nearly every trick in the book, from running hot water over the lid, hitting the lid on a hard surface, prying with knives, twisting with a towel, and even wiki how. All this time I could only think of it as a sword and the stone situation. I about gave up, looking hopelessly out the window; then something caught my eye. I look behind me and it was none else than my sword Excalibur! (actual name)
And it worked. It ACTUALLY fuckin’ worked!
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
At the MTV awards 1996, Metallica were told before their performance that they weren’t allowed to use any curse words. Annoyed by this, they caused mayhem by playing “Last Caress" and "So What" - songs with references to murder, bestiality, and full of expletives - instead of their scheduled "King Nothing”. The Metallica segment was removed from all future broadcasts of the program.
they were also banned from MTV in this country.
Via Metal Up Your Ass!!
"tell us about your tattoos"
"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.– S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders (via alpineblooms)
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